MBA explained

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A Professor explained Marketing to MBA students

boys

1. You see gorgeous girl in party, you go to her & say I am rich.. marry me

That’s Direct Marketing.

2. You attend party & your friend goes to a girl & pointing at you tells her. He’ is very rich,
marry him.

That’s Advertising.

3. Girl walks to you & says u are rich, can u marry me?

That’s Brand Recognition

4. You say I m very rich marry me & she slaps u

That’s Customer Feedback

5. You say I m very rich marry me & she introduces you to her husband

That’s Demand & Supply Gap

6. Before you say I m rich, marry me, you wife arrives

That’s Restriction from Entering New Market

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