Deva promised to quit drinking beer

Deva promised to quit drinking beer
Deva walked into a bar and ordered three pints of King Fisher and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn.

When he finished all three, he came back to the bar counter and ordered three more. The bartender said to him, ‘You know, beer goes flat after I draw it; it would taste better if you bought one at a time.
Deva replied, ‘Well, you see, I have two friends. One is in America, the other in Singapore, and I’m here in Chennai. When we all parted ways, we promised that we’d drink this way to remember the days we all drank together. ‘

The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there. Deva became a regular in the bar and always drank the same way.

One day, he comes in and orders two pints. All the other regulars in the bar notice and fall silent.
When he came back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, ‘I don’t want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your great loss of your friend.’

Deva looked confused for a moment, then laughs. ‘Oh, no, ‘ he says,
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‘Everyone is fine. I’ve just quit drinking because I promised my Sieflex friends who were torturing me to quit.’

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